I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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