38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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