your room smells of hookers.
And success
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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