giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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