Christians are straight up FREAKS
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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