dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
You surviving the open bar?
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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