I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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