Sponge bath it is.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Randomize
