I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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