dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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