I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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