season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Alive.
So much puke
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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