so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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