everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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