My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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