my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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