I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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