Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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