Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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