Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
zippers are such a cool invention
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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