i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
