dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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