yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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