he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
