More tranny stories later!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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