oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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