Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I feel like abortions should bother me more
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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