pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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