I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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