do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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