You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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