people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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