I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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