It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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