DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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