Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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