Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So drunk its hurt
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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