LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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