Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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