guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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