i think my tv is drunk
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
