He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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