conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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