i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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