Don't EVER smell your tampon
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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