do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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