someone threw a dead crab at me
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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