So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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