Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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