rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Boobs are out for the taking
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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