It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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