please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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